Friday, December 21, 2012

Wendy's Christmas - Christmas (1993)




Dave Thomas, you own Wendy's. You get your burgers for free already. Don't make your friends and family buy them for you.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Gap - Khaki Country



I like how they decided to spell out the word "country" in lights. As if the cowboy hats, line dancing, and Dwight Yoakam vocals weren't conclusive enough.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Kellogg's C-3PO's - (1978)



The official Star Wars breakfast cereal, and it's based on the least popular character? And why are they 8s?

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Del Taco - Spicy Mole Chicken Soft Taco



But... I don't want to eat something that's comparable to a kick in the 'nads.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Nike - Michael Jordan - Retirement 1998



The second time Michael Jordan retired was the most emotional of the three.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Monday, July 23, 2012

Friday, July 13, 2012

Burger King - Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch - Darius Rucker




This man went on to become a CMA winner.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Visa - Rabbits



Happy Easter

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Sqand - 1995



One of the best sand toys ever created. Not THE best, but one of the best. Without a doubt.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Budweiser - Return of the King

The best ad of Super Bowl XLVI



I would pay to see a movie of this. But no, Hollywood makes "Battleship" instead...

Chevrolet - Happy Grad

The second best ad of Super Bowl XLVI



Giants? Patriots? Chevrolet wins the Super Bowl.

Audi - Vampire Party

The third best ad of Super Bowl XLVI



Well, that explains it. All those idiots driving behind me think I'm a vampire.

Chevrolet - 2012

The fourth best ad of Super Bowl XLVI



Best Twinkies ad I've ever seen.

Time Warner Cable - Enjoy Better

Fifth best ad of Super Bowl XLVI



This concept could have also been the next Ricky Gervais movie. Luckily, it's just a minute-length ad.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Apple - 1984 - Directed by Ridley Scott

In honor of the 200th post, I present to you the second greatest TV commercial of all time:




...I don't think these ad wizards ever read 1984.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Coca-Cola - Border



Little confused on the tags for this one. Is this funny? I think it's funny, but I'm not sure. Am I sullying the Heartstrings tag by linking to something so farcical? Damn you Coca-Cola and your refusal to submit to clearly defined labels.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Sure Deodorant - 1986


If deodorant is such an American cornerstone, why do I routinely run into people who refuse to wear the stuff?

Sunday, January 1, 2012

7up - 1997up



You just know they waited, like, six years for this opportunity.